Some Signs That You Already Infected by Internet Syndrome
-Bel in your house reads "Click Here".
-The bathroom door you said "Adult Only"
-You ask if there is a new email for you to mailman-Program your mailer is set to download the email check every 120 minutes, but you always download checknya every 5 minutes.
-Your dream begins with "http://www"-Address book you are not able to accommodate more email addresses-You start bribing the security guard at the office so you can be more long sitting in front of a computer.-In order to not lose the connection to the Internet, monetary crisis forces you begin to hunt around the neighboring housing complex that could be targeted program "member to member" ISP.
-Bel in your house reads "Click Here".
-The bathroom door you said "Adult Only"
-You ask if there is a new email for you to mailman-Program your mailer is set to download the email check every 120 minutes, but you always download checknya every 5 minutes.
-Your dream begins with "http://www"-Address book you are not able to accommodate more email addresses-You start bribing the security guard at the office so you can be more long sitting in front of a computer.-In order to not lose the connection to the Internet, monetary crisis forces you begin to hunt around the neighboring housing complex that could be targeted program "member to member" ISP.
-You always changing ISP at regular intervals to find the cheapest price and the fastest access.
-You are listed as employees of the highest number of hours of work after the office you have a connection to the Internet.
-You proposed to your manager, that the meeting next week should pass Netmeeting or ICQ or mIRC, when managers and friends who will join the meeting to be in the same room with you.
-You use search engines to find your child is three days did not go home.
-You try to renovate your home with the HTML Editor application program.
-You can not sleep when not cheat in the chat roomYour snoring is exactly similar to the voice modem handshake
-You just know that there is the "FORWARD" to run your car.
-You got a heart attack after a warning letter from Telkom that your phone line is disconnected temporarily due to late payment accounts.
-You have 25 email address-You do not know anyone but those who have an email address-You refused to go on holiday to a place that has not been provided electricity and telephone networks.
-Your heart is pounding so hard every time you look at a new web site address in newspapers, magazines, or TV, even though you had never previously had problems with the heart.
-Your dog has its own homepage.-You check email. It said, "no new messages." Then you take another look.-You turn off the modem with a sense of emptiness, as if you just break up with someone you love.
-All your friend's name contains the letter @.-What is your fear of a layoff is losing free Internet access.-You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check email at the time of going back to the bedroom.
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